UPDATE 5/17: There are only TWENTY initial packages available. As of right now, these are only available to Supporter Patrons. Wednesday, they will open up to free members.

Your package, should you choose to accept, will include:

  • Personalized recorded reading based on what Jupiter in Gemini is doing in your personal chart and cycles (5 minutes-ish, experimental, no shorter than that but maybe longer? We shall see.)

  • 1-page personalized PDF with key dates to track over the year and historical dates to research

  • Recorded talk on Jupiter's time in Gemini to offer collective context and Pallas' relational/inspirited/animated take on how Jupiter will move through the year (25 minutes)

Delivery will begin Thursday June 6th.

Discounted experiment rate of $90 for Supporter Patrons ($120 when they go to free members and the mailing list)

How to Participate

1) Get curious and committed and order your SIDEQUEST PART II personalized and collective reading.

2) After your order, receive a link to complete your questionnaire within a week, which includes asking for your birth date/time/place, your level of astro know-how, prompts about your plans and hopes for the next year, and space for questions about your personal chart and Jupiter in Gemini more generally.

3) Receive your Jupiter in Gemini reading package on Thursday June 6th or after (depending when you order). Let them companion, motivate, comfort, and inspire you through the next year and beyond.

4. Optional: participate in a Q&A on Pallas’ Patreon to follow up on specifics or generally contribute your discoveries prompted from your readings and the mini-workbook.

“Pallas has such a warm and present energy! Even in a brief mini-consult they were able to identify so many points in my chart that made me feel so seen in the best way. They are so supportive and encouraging. That was such a treat.”

FAQ

Do I have to have done the original mini-workbook?

Nope! In fact, I am offering these in part for the folks who don’t like to do the workbooks and want to listen and follow their own prompts. The questionnaire gives lots of space for your questions and wonderings, and while there is space to include discoveries made in SIDEQUEST mini-workbook specifically, that is optional.

How long will these be available?

I don’t know! I will keep access to the booking to only Supporter Tier Patrons until Wednesday May 22nd, when they will open to free members of the Patreon, as well. Sometime after that, if there are any left, they will go to the Mailing List. I hope they go well for all involved and a second, larger round happens, but that is to be confirmed. Jupiter isn’t in Gemini YET, after all.

Will I be able to ask follow-up questions?

I will not be offering individual opportunities for follow-up questions, but I will open a SIDEQUEST Patreon Q&A for you to post follow-ups. You are welcome to purchase a second round if/when they open and I will share a Supporter Patron discount code.

Can I get one if I received a live Jupiter in Gemini fundraiser mini-reading?

Yes, but I ask you wait a day before ordering to give other folks a chance to get these first who didn’t receive a live reading. In your questionnaire, make sure to include what has stuck with you about our lil reading (if anything specific), and respond in your questionnaire with any updates relevant to what I could offer now.

Will there be sliding scale/sponsored spots?

For the first round of this experimental offering, no. This rate is already on the low tier for a package of this much substance and experience. I rely on divination and common sense to set price tiers for offerings, and I was told no to offering sliding scale for this first round. If this round goes well and readings are supportive and fun, I would certainly hope to increase their accessibility and offer codes for sliding scale on the next. If so, the standard price will probably also rise as a result.

Get in on the first round of SIDEQUEST PART II - for Jupiter in Gemini in your chart.

I immediately felt safe and seen in our container, and I can confidently say Pallas has irrevocably changed my perspective on my chart, my work, and my life.

I haven’t stopped thinking about the questions they posed, their encouragement, and their gentle reframe of blocks and mental dead-ends I’ve struggled with for years.
— Megan H., who received a mini-reading last year

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Jupiter in Gemini Personalized Recorded Readings

Why is SIDEQUEST II an experimental offering?

For my fundraiser mini-readings last quarter, I offered a round on Jupiter in Gemini and you booked them SO FAST, I knew I had to give you something else, too. SIDEQUEST, my free mini-workbook on Jupiter’s time in Gemini, was meant to be a one-off little offering that would let me drop dancing with Jupiter’s imminent ingress for a while. Alas, from the feedback I received, SIDEQUEST got yall so excited, you also wanted MORE. And I did, too.

So here is SIDEQUEST PART II.

As I will be focusing on finishing my Ancestral Lineage Healing Practitioner Training this summer, I am unable to offer a full round of live astrological consultations. Hence the experiment of offering personalized recorded readings and a collective message/talk, to share both collective context and personal support. I’ve only done recorded readings for established clients before this, hence the experiment!

By participating as one of my first twenty early Patron explorers, your questions and wanderings will contribute to how I structure the collective offering as well as guide my personalized support to you.

The collective recorded talk will feature my S P I R A L style of transit-tracking, taking a relational, inspirited, animated approach to how Jupiter in Gemini will dance in the sky and in your chart, participating in the endless array of cycles that you were born into and live within.

The personalized recorded reading will take that context and apply it to your personal chart, time lords, transits, and play off the SIDEQUEST themes of curiosity, challenge, courage, and kindness. More on that in the next question…

What are the personalized readings about?

Khalil Gibran, natal Jupiter in Gemini, writes in The Prophet of teaching: “No man can reveal to you aught but that which already lies half asleep in the dawning of your knowledge. The teacher who walks in the shadow of the temple, among his followers, gives not of his wisdom but rather of his faith and his lovingness. If he is indeed wise he does not bid you enter the house of his wisdom, but rather leads you to the threshold of your own mind.”

Jupiter in Gemini has a lot to teach, the kinds of lessons that ask for your full participation.

Jupiter in Gemini is coming to lead you to your next thresholds, but you must be in touch with your own sense of curiosity to go along for the ride.

In these readings, Jupiter in Gemini is approached as the quirky sage who turns your questions back toward you, reveals the answers hidden right in your hands, and offers a map only legible once you are on—and learn to trust—the road.

Jupiter will be in Gemini May 25th 2024 to June 9th 2025, departing less than a month before Uranus enters Gemini for the first time since 1949. While Jupiter moves quick through Gemini, Uranus will activate the Gemini area of your chart until 2032.

SIDEQUEST PART II is a perfect way to come along to the temple, to seek the clarity and curiosity you can carry with you on your journey.

What happens in a SIDEQUEST II reading?

This is NOT a live offering. Both the collective message and your personalized reading will be delivered to your email on or after June 6th as recordings for you to keep.

After you order, you will fill out a questionnaire which includes asking for your birth date/time/place, your level of astro know-how, prompts about your plans and hopes for the next year, and space for questions about your personal chart and Jupiter in Gemini more generally. You have a week to fill it out, after which I will prepare your charts, chat with my spirits, do some magic, get into a trance-y space, and record your reading.

While I might share some technical facts, those will mostly be in the collective talk, and the personalized reading will be guided by the questions and responses you offered in your questionnaire—real Gemini magic—seeking points of clarity and curiosity for you to explore over the next year.

Who are these readings for?

Honestly, I am curious to see! I imagine my mutable self tailoring them from professionals to the not-at-all-astro-savvy folks because that is curious and interesting to me and curiosity is my guide for Jupiter in Gemini (and often—let’s be honest).

At a basic level, you probably know Jupiter is moving into tropical Gemini next week. That comes with a feeling of ‘more change?!’ This might be exciting, overwhelming, or mystifying to you. It is a little of all three to me.

You probably want some outside perspective (also a Jupiter in Gemini practice) and find me a trustworthy guide to lead you out of your own if you’re stuck or expand the view from right where you sit.

NOTE: If you experience significant activation when considering the transit of Jupiter through Gemini, a personalized recorded reading is probably not the right option for you.

Please note that my astrological sessions are a beautiful adjunct to longer term therapeutic work or psychological exploration, but not a substitute for professional care. Referrals are available.

If you are looking for a longer and live deep dive into what Jupiter in Gemini might have in store for you, some folks I know best with compatible approaches to my relational astrology practice who have their books open right now are:

Mini-Reading Reviews:

“I had a short consult with Pallas and really enjoyed my time with them. They were very approachable and easy to talk to. I loved to hear all their accurate insights on my chart, and I left me with plenty of things to reflect about myself.” - Veronica

“I had a Mercury's Brood mini-reading with Pallas and holy smokes, y'all, Pallas is so incredibly kind with a dash of the necessary salt. so so good.” - eriel

“They both took their time and created a spaciousness to the session and got down to brass tacks almost immediately with just the right amount of shared laughter and grace.” - Ash Marlene, @ashmarlene

“I come out of a session with Pallas, or engaging with their writing, feeling like my life has become more alive, or like I am remembering how to live it as if it is alive, in that our conversation of my chart and the way it interacts with time's movement speaks of The Astrology and My Life just as they are - inseparable.” - Bruce


SIDEQUEST, the mini-workbook was originally created as part of the mini-reading fundraiser for Crips for eSims for Gaza and No More Deaths/No Más Muertes. I continue to encourage you to support these essential (and very Jupiter in Gemini) initiatives: